Dumb Ways to Die – Tangerine Kitty

Set
	C
fire	C/F
to	your
	C
hair.	C/F
Poke a
	C
stick	at a
	C/F
grizzly
	C
bear.	C/F
Eat
	C
mediC/F
cine	that’s
	C
out	of
	C/Fdate.	
Use your
	C
private
	C/F
parts	as piC
ranha
	C/Fbait.	

C
Dumb	G/B
ways	to
	Am
die.	Em
So
	F
many dumb
	D7/F♯
ways	to
	G
die.	G/F
C
Dumb	G/B
ways	to
	Am
di– ie –
	Emie.	
So
	F
many dumb
	F/G
ways	to
	Cdie.	

Get your toast out with a fork.	
Do your own electrical work.	
Teach yourself how to fly.	
Eat a two-week old unrefrigerated pie.

Invite a psycho killer inside.	
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride.	
Take your helmet off in outer space.	
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.	
Sell both your kidneys on the internet.	
Eat a tube of superglue.	
I wonder, what’s this red button do?

Fmaj7/A
Dress	up
	G/B
like	a
	C
moose	
during
	Em
hunting
	F
season.
	G
Fmaj7/A
Disturb	a
	G/B
nest	of
	Cwasps	
for
	Em
no	good
	F
reason.	
G
Stand	on the edge of aAm
train	station platform.	
Em
Drive	around the boomgates at aF
level crossing.	
G
Run	across the tracks between the
	Am
platforms.	
They
	Em
may	not rhyme,	
but they’re
	F
quite possibly…

The
	C
dumbest
	G/B
ways	to
	Am
die.	Em
The
	C
dumbest
	G/B
ways	to
	Am
die.	Em
The
	C
dumbest
	G/B
ways	to
	Am
di–ie–ie–Emie.	
So
	F
many dumb
	F/G
ways	to
	Cdie.	